So what do ya wanna know?
This page was made so you could learn bout me, so here it is complete and unabridged.  these are two totlly different documents that i coppied and pasted here.  The second was made by my friend Scott, he put it on his web site at LSU, i copied it and put it on mine, and now i am recopying it and putting it on here.
  people have read this page, or at least taken a glance at it, well maybe not even a glance, but they did enough to show up here, and kudos to them for achieving that lofty task!


This is a survey i completed in one of those e-mail survey things:
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 >Nicknames: Chewee (ok i know this incredibly lame and i got it because my
 first month in a new school i made the Chewbacca roar, and i suppose it
 sounded real, so there you go), Mud Turtle, Sean, Patrick, Freak, annoyance,
 Tricky
 >
 >Hometown: born in Bethesda, md, moved to norfolk, va, then to Monterry Cali,
 then back to va, but this time in north virginia, then to alabama, then to
 new orleans, but i always considered new orleans home because most my family
 is here
 >
 >
 >Croutons or Bacon bits: i prefer peanut butter
 >
 >Favorite salad dressing: all this talk of salads reminds me of my days in
 orleans parish prison
 >
 >Shampoo or conditioner: this is how Billy Madison put it "Shampoo is betta,
 i go on first and clen the hair, conditioner is betta, i leave the hair silky
 and smooth, ohh really fool?, really.......stop looking at me SWAN."
 >
 >Have you ever gone skinny dipping: the united states department of public
 health will not allow me to discuss this topic because i pose a serious
 public health risk
 >
 >Do you make fun of people: does dolly parton sleep on her back?
 >
 >Favorite color: i used to like red, i decided that when i was little, and it
 is a sentamental favorite, but in recent years i have been reconsidering
 seriously, if anyone has any better colors please tell me, thank you
 >
 >Have you ever been convicted of a crime: talk to my lawyer
 >
 >One pillow or two: i don't wear dresses
 >
 >Pets: if there was a fight between the bugs bunny army, and the mickey mouse
 army the bugs bunny army would win hands down
 >
 >Favorite types of music: everything from what i call "garage rock" (weezer,
 green day, blur), to the classics (Santana, AeroSmith, the doors, the rolling
 stones), and yes, i have been known to pop a country cd or two in my cd
 player, but i am not cool with all that new crap, i'm down tih willie,
 waylon, and johnny cash, the only new guys worth a hoot'n'a holler is george
 strait
 >
 >Hobbies: hang out with my buddy's, Jim, Jack, Evan, the Captain, and we
 party all night long, then i make fun of people (ref: question above)
 >
 >Dream car: a bright yellow Jeep wrangler

 >Word or Phrases you overuse: please talk to me, please don't walk away from
 me, wanna get laid
 >
 >Toothpaste: ohh you're a naughty little girl aren't you?
 >
 >Favorite Food: Guinness, and ramen, in that order
 >
 >On- or Off-line Crush: what the fuck does this mean
 >
 >Piercing or tattoos: if i ever get a tattoo, it will be the Orioles logo,
 that is how much i love the o's, maybe LSU, but more likely to be the Orioles
 >
 >How do you characterize yourself? i don't look the part, i' don't look
 comfortible on camera, i'm not sauvy, i don't understand what's going on in
 the news, i'm not likeable, i don't get along with people, when i go to work
 i don't make eye contact, i guess i don't fit the mold, i don't wear the
 latest clothes, or even one's that don't reek, i don't change my underwear,
 i'm not buff, i don't have firm breasts, i don't excercise, and when i do
 sweat, i don't shower, i'm not spic and span, i don't clean the area between
 my crotch and legs
 >
 >Do you get along with your parents? do hemroidal old men sit down a lot?
 >
 >Favorite town(s) to chill in: seattle, and the fairy wonder pixy land tat
 exists only to me
 >
 >Favorite ice cream: Mmmmm, ice cream
 >
 >Favorite drink: Mr. Pibb
 >
 >What's your bedtime: when i pass out from exhaustion
 >
 >Adidas, Nike, or Reebok: it's adidas,
 >
 >Favorite perfume/ Cologne: due to a severe allergy problem i can no longer
 smell good, but hugo boss
 >
 >Favorite song: Weezer's the good life, it's on the lesser known album,
 pinkerton
 >
 >Favorite Website: Kirby Smith online, http://listen.to/PatrickLSU
 >
>Least Favorite website: bert's homepage, it sucks
> , and defvac.com is sick a friend woke me up one
> night to see it
>
 >Favorite subject in school: ANTH 1003
 >
 >Least favorite Subject: ANTH 1001
 >

 >
 >Favorite sport to watch: Stihl's luberjack championship's, every sport
 >
 >On TV: Roller Derby, and wwf raw, stern, and conan, i am going to have to
 start recording the late late show now, cus i have to watch both that and
 conan
 >
 >Most recent Humiliating moment: when i fell down the stairs at Tiger Stadium
 >
 >Loudest person you know: well, i hate to be unmodest, but ME
 >
 >Craziest person or silliest person you know: Johnny Carwash!!!!
 >
 >Favorite Holidays: MLK day/ March 17, and if you don't know what day that is, you should be shot
 >
 >What do you look for in the opposite sex: females
 >
 >
 What's your favorite Peter Gabriel song: i would rather get my ass fisted by
 a broken wine bottle
 >
 >Select a time period outside the 20th century in which you would like
 to live: i would live in Rome, during the Republic, i would want to fight
 Marco Polo
 >
 > Who is your favorite Spice girl: Depends Spice
 >
 >If you could meet one person living or dead who would it be and why: The guy inside the Orioles Bird costume

 >
 >If you could change one thing about your college career, what would it
 be: i would live the good life
 >
 >What are your favorite movies: in this order, Apocalypse Now, Dazed and
 confused, (tied for first), Butch Cassidy and the Sun Dance Kid, The Shining,
 Trainspotting, The Blues Bros
 >
 >If you could do any job and not have to worry about money, what would
 it be? i would be a rapper, i would rival with master p, i would really suck, no one
 would buy my albums, one of my songs would be "she tossed a sald for a 40 and a
 joint"
 >
 >If you could live anywhere, where would you live? i would live in a hidden
 mansion Yellowstone national park,
 >

 >
 >Favorite Concert: i gotta go with weezer in houson
 >


Stuff about me ----

favorite movies:  in this order, Apocalypse Now, Dazed and
 confused, (tied for first), Butch Cassidy and the Sun Dance Kid, The Shining,
 Trainspotting, The Blues Bros

favorite tv shows:  Seinfeld, Northern Exposure, and Late Night With Conan O'Brien

favorite sports:  soccer, basketball (only college), football, hockey, and most of all BaseBall

favorite food:  fried seafood, all cereals, all ice creams

most hated food: yams

favorite drink:  mr. Pibb

favorite weather conditions:  75 degrees, clear skys, low humidity, light breeze in Louisiana
OR 105 degrees in the middle of the dry desert

favorite junk food:  Tastee donuts at 4 am

favorite athletes: Cal Ripkin, Brady Anderson, Kevin Faulk, Ark Monk, Dale Hunter

favorite way to waste time:  sweet sweet slumber

favorite book: To Kill A Mocking Bird, Animal Farm

favorite words:  Sean, Hyphen, Times-Tables, Geaux

favorite trees:  live oaks and ceder

favorite cd:  weezer (all 3), AeroSmith greatest hits, not big ones, Greenday, Dookie, Dave Mathews Band, all cd's

favorite pizza:  Papa John's with Garlic fat sauce

favorite fast food restaurant:  Wendy's, taco Bell, Cane's

 favorite soccer national teams:  USA, ireland

 favorite MLS team:  DC United

favorite NBA team:  1)WASH bullets/Wizards   2)LA Lakers (west)

favorite NFL team:  The Washington Redskins

 favorite MLB team:  The Baltimore Orioles

biggest fish caught:  A 25 LB yellow tailed thing a mig'igger, off Key Largo in the spring of '91(?)

favorite sandals:  Teva

favorite shorts:  gap, old navy

favorite store:  gap/old navy, the mushroom (and other independent cd retailers), wal-mart

favorite fruit and vegetable:  #!  Creamed Corn!!!!   peas, corn, rice (?), celery, all fruit.

most valued possesion:  CD'S, my back pack

most frequented web pages:  http://mail.yahoo.com, http://www.tigerroar.com/lair

biggest fear, aspirations, etc...:  too personal for a web page don't you think? yes

favorite color:  red

favorite video game:  any college football, i'm an "aption addict"

 favorite month of the year:  february