Mr. Nwachuckwu Add maths teacher:      "You be mu-mu!  You fit spell am?
Victim:                                                   (A slight nod)
Mr. Nwachuckwu:                                  "Oya spell am?"
Victim: "Mu Mu"  (In slight shock thinking how did
                                                              I get myself into this)
Mr. Nwachuckwu                                   "Look at mu mu i no fit spell Mumu."

"Sophia get me my Twi-Twi"
"All those who are asleep, let them relax, all those on the floor lets go."

                                             Mr.  Olaiwola  (bka) (Ollie Moore, Jingles, Voltron)   House Master

"Why shall I shy"

                                              Demola (Student '90)
 

"I see you here, I see you there, are you twice?"
(In shock to find out after leaving someone the person reappeared, they were twins.)
 

                                                                              XO (1992- 1993)
 
 
"Mr. Nwachuckwu was with another teacher by the pond, they were talking (what about doesn't relate to the story so read on) Anyway Oyepii (Pi to most) past (slowing down when he got close then speeding up again) by them and looked at Nwachuckwu.  Oyepii past by a second and third time.  Still not sure of the results he passes a fourth time when Mr Nwachuckwu confident as usual said.

Nwachuckwu:                        You stupid boy, come here.
Oyepii:                                  (Thinking to himself I knew this was to risky)
Nwachuckwu:                        Kneel down there.
Oyepii:                                  (Thinking to himself this was unecessary)
Nwachuckwu:                        Oya now who tall pass?
 

Courtesy: Rotimi Adedeji

 

This page is dedicated to the Memory of  Lt. Cmdr Taiwo Awoniyi  may his sole rest in peace