The Truth About Seth

The truth is hard to face at times, but whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. That said, I must expose the truth about our beloved everlasting Sethy. Due to evidence I have seen (and will proceed to show on this page), I believe Seth Green is... gay.

Yes, you read me right. Gay. Homo-sexual. Flaming. Fag. Whatever you want to call it.

Now, I know you're probably reading this and just going into total shock. "Seth??? My beloved... gay???" But, if we're honest with ourselves, our subconcious probably saw it coming all along. He's a groovy dresser, he wears nail polish (and puts it on way too well for a straight guy), he respects women way more than the average macho idiot, and he looked WAAAAY too comfortable in that Goth eyeliner and feather boa combo he wore at the end of AP2.

Still in denial? ::sighs:: Guess I have to break out the hard-core proof: He has had several affairs with his castmates on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer", as seen below.

March 8, 1999 - Seth Green and David Boreanaz caught stealing a sweet kiss by our private investigators.

Still not believing me??? Well, fine. Look at this:

On MTV's "Buffy's Videos That Don't Suck", Nicky Brendon and Seth went so far as to display their affection for each other on NATIONAL TELEVISION. Come on, people, LOOK AT THAT SECOND PICTURE!!!If that's not proof enough, I don't know what is.

You still don't believe me, do you??? ::sighs:: Ok, fine. I've been recently alerted to an interesting statement made by Seth and his directors on the new CHW DVD. During the directors' commentary, they are discussing the scene in which someone yells out "FAG!" after jockboy gets totally dissed by *gaggag* Jennifer Love Hewitt.

As transcribed by Sarah Palmer, sent to the sethgreen@onelist.com e-mail list:

I'm not thrilled that I have to be the bearer of bad news, but someone had to do it. Besides, we don't want our Seth (at least I don't) to feel like he has to hide anything from us, do we???

Note: This is a total joke, nothing is based on fact, I'm just doing this for fun. I mean no harm towards Seth and his reputation, he's straight as far as I know, and I don't wish he was gay or anything - but I wouldn't be super upset. This is just funny 'cuz of the pics, and I know a bunch of girls would freak out. Besides, I like him in eyeliner and nail polish, and the fact that he actually respects women makes him all the more droolworthy, don'tcha think???

2/2/00 - Recently, I had some concern raised as to the damaging effect of this page... i.e., I'm breaking my own Sethmandments. Here is the actual e-mail I received from Laura (LEP0386@aol.com ):

Sat, 22 Jan 2000
Hi. I just wanted to say that the part on your site, The Truth About Seth is mean. Your first Sethmandment is "Never, EVER dis the 'do(As a worshiper of Oz's hair, I strongly belive in this rule), the bod, ANYTHING. If it is a part of Seth, it is to be worshipped like the holy cross. " and by you saying that Seth is gay you are breaking the rule. Also on your site you say he had/has a girlfriend. Even though at the end of The Truth About Seth page you say it is just a joke it is still mean. Ok, thats all I really see that's bad about your site. I really like is your Amazing Seth song. It's hilarious. Ok. Bye.

In my own defense, as I told her also, I don't personally consider it an insult to be gay, and that it can only be considered an insult to be called gay if the person being called as such TAKES IT as an insult. I mean no harm to Seth - why the hell would I have a web site DEVOTED to him, for Seth's sake? - and he jokes about it himself, OBVIOUSLY. However, I just wanted to address this issue to anyone else who has felt similarly. I do not mean this page as an insult, but as a joke. He's not gay. He has never (seriously) claimed to be gay. I don't want him to be gay. (Just taller. lol) Ok? So, sorry if this page offends anyone.