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(Pictures of various transformations, fights, and malletings from Ranma 1/2)
Ranma: Now, little buddy, don't forget to clean up after yourself.
Ryoga: I know. Good thing I kept this small tactical nuke for just such an occasion.
Ranma: Good idea. But, aren't you worried about radioactive poisoning affecting your genetic structure and mutating your body in horrid and indescribable ways?
Ryoga: Naw. Actually, the ability to see your skeleton through your skin makes it a snap to dress up for Halloween. And the natural glow attracts babes.
Ranma: No harm then. We'd better hurry - it looks like the fugitives are waking up. Hand me the nuke, oh buddy of mine.
Ryoga: Here you go. Oh, wait, where'd I put the fuse for the thing?
Ranma: Don't worry, I'll handle it. (runs in a circle around bad guys and bomb) Hiryu Shoten Ha!
Ryoga: Good idea, but, doesn't that move require a hot battle aura from the bad guys to work?
Ranma: Yes, it does. Which, seeing as all the bad guys were out cold, is a good indication of why everything's falling back to Earth so quickly. Good observation, Ryoga.
Ryoga: Think nothing of it, old pal. We'd best go, before the bomb lands and burns our flesh to a tender, flaky, golden black crust.
Ranma: Agreed - we can pick up whatever's left of the criminals later.
(Ranma and Ryoga enter battered police car, and drive off into a beautiful sunset in front of a large, mushroom shaped explosion)
RANMA AND RYOGA: FREELANCE POLICE
A Ranma/Sam and Max Fusion.
Warning, not suitable for sanity.
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