Warning to all - where I couldn't match well, jokes sufficed.

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[Fade in to soft piano music supported by strings, and a picture of Washu standing in thought, smoking a tobacco pipe. Black and white for all pictures except where specified.]

Here's to the crazy ones.

[Change to scene of Priss addressing an outdoor stage.]

The misfits, the rebels.

[Change to scene of Hitomi from "The Vision of Escaflowne", and think of bad Martin Luther King, Jr. puns.]

The troublemakers. The round pegs...

[Cut to scene of Speed Racer showering the crowd after a victory.]

in the square holes. The ones who see things...

[Go to shot of Chiriko playing a guitar, think 60's, and then go flame me.]

...differently. They're not fond of rules, and they have-

[Cut to scene of Ronta from "Wings of Honnemaise" holding model of spacecraft]

-no respect for-

[Switch to scene of Ronta directing construction in the hangar]

the status quo.

[Cut again, now to scene showing Masaki Yoshi (for want of a better Thomas Edison fusion, a light pun will do)]

You can quote them,

[Cut to Hatanaka Kosaku from "One Pound Gospel" throwing a few punches to the press]

Disagree with them. Glorify or...

[Cut again, testing the theory that the thirty-second commercial exceeds the American attention span by a good twenty-five seconds; this time, to a picture of Quincy.]

villify them.

[Cut to Serenity addressing a press conference]

About the only thing you can't do is ignore them.

[Cut now to head shot of Genma in human form]

Because they change things.

[Cut to shot of Linna, Priss, Nene, and Sylia standing in a hangar]

They push the human race...

[Cut to solo shot of Sylia, in front of her hardsuit]

...forward.

[Change to clip of King Endymion]

And, while some may see them

[Cut to shot of Mara from "Oh! Megami-sama!" dancing]

...as the crazy ones,

[Cut to shot of Defense Minister Callahan with Genom excecutives.]

We see genius.

[Cut to shot of Lupin III walking in front of his car]

Because the people who are crazy enough...

[Cut to shot depicted on the Ani-Mayhem card, Pentacle, taken from Phantom Quest Corp.]

to think they can change the world...

[Fade into shot of Chibi-Usa]

Are the ones that do.

[Fade to black, display the words "Think Different.", then a rainbow-colored apple with a leaf on the top and a bite out of the right side appears on the screen.]

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