Car Names

AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BENZ
Bullshit Engine Now in Zimbabwe

BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Break My Window
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Darn Old Dog Goes Everywhere

FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!

FORD
Flip over read directions
F***** over rebuilt dodge
First on Race Day!!!
backwards Driver Returns On Foot
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R 'n D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA

GM General Maintenance

GMC Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?

HONDA Had One Never Did Again

HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

IROC Italian Retard Out Cruising

MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

NISSAN: Noise is Serious Scary and Normal

OLDSMOBILE: Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday

Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

SAAB Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown


Q: How do you double the value of a Hyundai?
A: Fill the tank.



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